The Cracks of Doom
By SuziQ
Frodo arrived at the home of SuziQ for his second visit, but was not able to exit his travel box because her family was heading off Into the West. Frodo was taken to Logan Airport in Boston where SuziQ explicity told the baggage check clerk that Frodo was part of her luggage. Twas to no avail, because when she and her family arrived in Bozeman Montana, Frodo had not arrived with them. He was still being held in the Mines of Moria, aka the bowels of Logan Airport.
Thankfully, Frodo was delivered the following day to the house in Big Sky where SuziQ and her family were staying. There, she gratefully discovered that the Good Looking Dwarf from Richmond had packed provisions for our Hobbit. There was flat Orville Redenbacher popcorn and Flat Corona.
It seemed our Hobbit was very relaxed upon his arrival. So much so that he didn’t even mind when SuziQ stuck a ten Gallon Hat on his head and planted him in front of Lone Peak!
When Frodo toured the house, he was pleased to discover that the owner must be related to the Hobbits in some way
There was even a place for a tired Hobbit to soak his travel-weary bones.
Frodo was taken to Yellowstone where he encountered many disturbing sights. There had been a horrible forest fire in the not too distant past that had decimated the trees in parts of the park. It looks like Saruman’s Orcs have been here! Treebeard would be very sad to see this.
But look, Frodo, there are some Elk here, so there is still hope!
“What is this new devilry?” Frodo asks with alarm.
It’s Old Faithful, Frodo!!
Look, Frodo, it’s the Dead Marsh!
Frodo was astounded at the strange colors all around him
It looks as though our Hobbit has reached the Cracks of Doom! Your journey will be over soon, Frodo.
