Texas
By Wneighbor
Frodo, the Hobbit arrives in the northern reaches of Elvenhome *relieved sigh* from his trip to visit the cracks of doom.
Frodo is very happy to be fed and housed in Elven manner once again. He is also very pleased to see provisions that the lady elf has collected to send to troops fighting in the war of elves and men. (Note, dwarves not mentioned in this fight of good over evil)
Hobbits, being renowned for their love of food and growing food would all wish to see the gardens of elves. Frodo is shown all about the gardens in this small elven outpost so near the lands of Mordor.
As Frodo travels about in the gardens of the elves, he comes to realize that the rumors of the lack of fiber in elven diets causing their frequently pained expressions is nothing but a lie of the enemy. Then Frodo remembers! He only sees elves frown in the presence or discussion of issues concerning dwarves!
While walking the grounds at this elven home, the last elven outpost before the borders of Mordor, he spies the creature Smeagol, slinking about as ever, but well cared for by the elf lady.
It is getting close to time for Frodo and the elf to begin their travels deeper into Elven lands. Frodo is shown to the stable, home of the gray stallion in the charge of the elf! One of the Mearas Frodo is certain!
And the road begins. Once again, it is a dangerous thing stepping out my door Frodo Baggins, frought with adventure, and filled with excitement!
